“Listen here, Missy. Halberds may be twice as fast as they were in 2011, but your average gamer is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that’s different is me; I’ve become bitter, and let’s face it, crazy over the years. And once I’ve sold my soul to the blood god, I’ll sell our children’s organs to the rat king for meat, and I’ll invade people’s worlds at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!”
ARROOOOO!!! Since everyone loves Nixon so much, I redid him in DS2 PC with sliders shown.